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Saturday, December 1st, 2007
1:21 am [uninvitedcat]	Drabbles A little late - my apologies! ( Accusation ) ( Mr Big ) ( Grape Expectation ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 11th, 2007
1:48 pm [tree_and_leaf]	Latest Challenge: Hermione Granger and the Amulet of Antiquity Follow the link to my journal to see my contributions to the latest challenge. I think of them as 'the Good, the Bad and the Ugly' (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
9:01 am [marginaliana]	The 3 x 3 Challenge Hola, says Senor Draco! It's time for another challenge over here at perposterice. Here's how this one's going to work. If you want to participate, leave a comment with the name of a character you want to write about. This can be a major character, an OC you've invented, a character from another series who screams out to be crossed over, a minor character like the Sorting Hat, a collective character like "the 7th year Slytherins" or an as yet unnamed character like "the heir of Hufflepuff." Anything you want. Then you must also give me two numbers between 1 and 20 (inclusive). I'll reply to your comment with whatever words match up with your numbers on my secret lists (tm) to make a title, like so: Harry Potter and the (5) Chamber of (18) Secrets. Only, you know, chamber and secrets won't be options. You're more likely to get Blaise Zabini and the Library of Silliness or something along those lines. You task, then, should you choose to accept it, is to write three (3) drabbles of at least 100 words each based on that title. You can do three snippets from an imagined longer fic, you can do three drabbles that tell a complete story on their own, you can do three beginnings or endings to possible stories with that title - it's up to you. But there must be three of them, 'cause it's thematic, see? :D You'll have until the end of the month to post your resulting fics to the community, at which point I'll throw up a master list. Standard rules apply - give us pairing, ratings, and warnings up front, put the fic behind a cut, etc. Crack and non-crack is equally welcomed. If you want to participate, drop me a comment here with your character and number selections. Any questions, let me know! Let the ficcing begin! Current Mood: amused (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 25th, 2007
2:41 pm [marginaliana]	Given the spirit of this community, I thought I'd point you guys to omniocular's November Challenge: the Totally Not Badfic Challenge. You can submit prompts here until November 1. Since omniocular is a gen community, prompts should have some leeway to be written without romance, but that's the only restriction. Show some badfic summary love! As for this community, I've got a drabble challenge coming up for November as well, so get your drabble fingers ready. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
5:05 pm [marginaliana]	Mod post - Senor Draco does not approve of spoilers Hi guys. I had hoped to put this off until, like, a month from now, but seeing that some other communities have already had the first jerks posting (fake) spoilers, I just wanted to let you know that I've put this community on moderated posting. All this means is that your posts will go into a list and one of the mods will have to approve them before they get posted. Obviously we're just going to approve everything unless it's an obvious troll with spoilers, so there's no need to give us a heads up - just post as normal and we'll get to them as soon as we can. There hasn't been a lot of traffic here lately so I'm sure it won't be too much of a problem - I just want to help keep you all happy and spoiler free. The community will remain spoiler free until the release of book 7. After that point spoilers will be allowed if they are CLEARLY LABELED and BEHIND A CUT. The community will remain on moderated status until two weeks after the book release. Any questions - drop a comment or an email. :D (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 6th, 2007
12:18 pm [corvidae9]	AN TRAGIC TAIL OF UNREQUITED LOVE [[good goddess, I can't even look at this. VD BD GD DD ZD XD]] Of course I can spell 'unrequited'. Drr. I looked it up specially for the perposterice poetry challenge. This is a poem about love and broken hearts. warning! if you can't handle robots or clones or love or artsy poems, just click away. Hope you like it tho. Servus Snape Once Loved a Woman With All His Hearts Or, An Accusatory, Post-Mortem Love Letter to Maud Qghtblup Oh he watched her sway like fat bottom bayobob trees (or is that fat top?) and he knew that his objective was to please to observe (and bake her cookies biscuits) he couldn't help its as each of his four mechanical hearts fell victim to her fickle, well-fed whim and the sway gurth mass wiggle sway of her fat hippy wide meaty luxirient derrear he lost the first at breakfast when he served her cereal pancakes toast a repast (as he'd been engeered to do by the original snape) the second at tea though she paid no attention to the m&ms sugar violets that spelled out 'luv me' the third went with a loud, squelching sigh over a dinner of roast beasts and wine the fourth went quietly when she patted him on the head and shut the door half-eight half-seven seven thirty (just after dinner) saw him lying on the floor puddles of potion and motor oil leaking from his chest like... burst boils his gears lost in a mire of dark, denied desire though he was made to serve he was also a capable perv but his mechanical hearts all crumbled from shock and there also died his coin-operated co love. omgsosad I'm gonna go watch OTH omg so hot. cheer me up-- R&RPLZ Current Mood: creative (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 5th, 2007
10:12 pm [chesauroshin]	Poetic Summary Challenge This is a summary for a fic titled xXBleeding PassionsXx by male_foy_luvr295 crack? moi? The Summery: Harrie's back from summer vay-cay, cutting himself every day to deal with the pain of being molested; Gallons of galleons into Hot Topic have been invested. Potter's on the Astronomy tower to attempt suicide (all that Evanescence sure has got his brain fried), when who should appear but Draco Malfoy? Ferret's boysmexy love saves the life of Scar-boy! This was fun; I might do another one later! Current Mood: weird Current Music: Baby, Come On - +44 (6 Comments |Comment on this)
9:39 am [marginaliana]	Mod post - April Poetry Challenges Hello all! Since April is National Poetry Month, I think it's high time perposterice took advantage of that to torment us all. :D So I'm issuing two challenges. 1. Poetic Summary - Write a fic summary in the vein of the ones this community is known for, only in verse! The lamer your rhymes, the better. 2. Write a poem based on one of the summaries from last batch of Summary Executions. Make sure to carry the horrible punctuation and spelling throughout! :D In conclusion, I'll leave you with this: There was a great fan named mctabby Whose Sum. Executions were fab-y. We love Senor Draco And he loves to make-o Bad fics where we laugh 'till we're flabby. *bows* (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 22nd, 2007
9:38 am [marginaliana]	New Summary Executions is up Summary Executions part XLI is now up at mctabby's journal. As always, feel free to post your "summery"-inspired icons and ficlets here! I should also note that I'm planning an exchange for this community in the next few weeks, so stay tuned! (Comment on this)
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
3:48 am [cheryl_bites]	A Fic With A Very Long Name Title: The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the Cheerleading House-Elves Word count: 6,000 Author: cheryl_bites 'Summery' or 'summeries' it's based on: “DMHG relationship in later chapters Hermione's POV when the two teens are chosen to be head boy and girl, they also find out that they must share a room (and a bed) and be kind to one another on threat of losing their position.” Summary: Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. *Deep breath* Katie/Alicia, Fred/Angelina, George/Harry, Ron/Cho. Rating: 15 as usual. Warnings: sexual references, fighting, snogging, mild swearing, drunkenness. Slash, femslash, het. Think that’s all. ( Read more... ) (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 8th, 2006
8:18 pm [ireneadler]	Fanfic: Tokyo Outing Header: Fanfic Title: Tokyo Outing Author: ireneadler 'Summery' or 'summeries' it's based on: A Death Eater meeting. No Slash. and Major Draco angst type stuff Summary: Draco is sent to Tokyo for his own protection Rating: Mature? Disclaimer: Recognize it? Not mine. Notes: This is my second piece of fanfiction, ever. Written for my own amusement, but hopefully someone else will enjoy it, too. If anyone is wondering, here's info on Harajuku, Nichome and Kabukicho. ( Armed with knowledge, yen, and a wand in his pocket, Draco staggered to Shibuya ) Current Mood: amused (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 2nd, 2006
12:07 pm [cheryl_bites]	The Self-Centred Approach Title: The Self-Centred Approach Author: moi 'Summery' or 'summeries' it's based on: The malfoy's are broke, lucious is dead and now he and his mother has to live in the muggle world. Hermione has gazillions of problems like being rejected by harry, hagrid dead, her parents separating and millions more.. draco found a job in a hotline service in which hermy calls and they began talking not knowing who they really are... lots more stuff will happen like amnesia's, jealousy and such.. Rating: 15 for swearing and sexual references. ( Read more... ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
1:14 pm [marginaliana]	Summary Executions XL is now up! Yoooooooooohoooooooo! Oh, lovely fans of Senor Draaaaaaaco!! Summary Executions Part XL is now up at mctabby's journal. As usual, we'd love to see your fics and icons based on these summaries posted to the community. Um, except for this one: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Gentle baby dinosaur sex cum falling like sweet rain on Harry's upraised face, menacing penile forests of wizardry. I think, maybe, just... no. :P (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 16th, 2006
11:53 am [marginaliana]	Spam Sender OC Challenge - Master List Thanks to all who participated in this challenge! It's been fun. This is the master list of fics and art I've seen so far - if I missed you, please comment and I will add you. If you're not finished with your work yet - fear not! You can still submit your challenge responses to the community and we will be delighted to see them. ( The Master List... of CRACK ) And I thought you guys might like to see the full list, in case it provides any future OC inspiration. I was particularly sad that no one ended up claiming 43. Maud Qghtblup. :D ( Full List of Prompts ) Thanks again to all who participated. I've already got another challenge in the works for mid-October, so get your "summery"-writing skills all lubed up, okay? (Comment on this)
Friday, September 15th, 2006
1:41 am [la_fono]	Spam Sender OC Challenge art (G) Title: Speshul Author Artist Person Responsible: la_fono Challenge: Spam Sender Challenge; Number Four - Manuelabag Huggins Rating: G Notes: Slightly cracked. I'm afraid I have a soft spot for Mary Sues with all the bells and whistles on... *ducks* ( Chocolate Frog Card ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
6:52 pm [marginaliana]	Five days left! This is just your modly reminder that there are only five days left before I will post the master list of the Spam Sender OC Challenge. If you want your work to be memorialized unto eternity with all the others, now's the time to get it finished and posted to the community. :D (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 1st, 2006
9:01 pm [dm_p]	Perposterice OC Challenge Numero Dos! Yayez!  Okay, so this one isn't nearly as cracky as the first, mostly because my inspiration came from the Wizard of the Month/Chocolate Frog cards. I wrote the entry as one of these. Only...this person would never be Wizard of the Month nor have a Chocolate Frog card, they are just that lame. And weird.  So yes.  Mada Cash 1494-1571 ( Miss Cash was... ) Current Mood: content Current Music: Magic Dance- David Bowie (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 24th, 2006
7:46 pm [alexandramuses]	Choice (G) Header: drabble Title: Choice Author: alexandramuses Words: 100 Rating: G Characters: Fenrir Greyback Warnings: major stupidity ahead Challenge Name: Spam Sender OC - Osbourne Furness. Notes: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know it's not really the exact challenge, but it's still worth a groan... I hope? It's a lot funnier if you're thinking of Ford Prefect at the same time. "No, milord," Alecto insisted, "these are common Muggle names. I swear, you will fit right in!" Fenrir Greyback glared at his minion. "They sound very strange." He picked up the list. "Tad Tucker, Frank Young, Rob Boyer... So harsh, so dull. Where did you find them?" "Something called the Internet, milord." "Hmph." Greyback skimmed down until his eyes lit on one entry in particular. "Hm... Osbourne Furness. Osbourne... I like it." "And Furness, milord," said Alecto, immensely relieved. "A silent tribute to your nature." Greyback grinned. "Osbourne Furness it is!" Thus armed, he prepared to infiltrate and kill the Muggles. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 14th, 2006
4:16 pm [cheryl_bites]	Spam Sender OC Challenge No. 1: Bryon Dowdy Title: The Man Of Mystery Author: Erm, me. Word Count: 548 Challenge: Spam Sender OC Challenge (No. 1: Bryon Dowdy) Rating: PG for a couple of sexual references. Bryon Dowdy sounded a bit anonymous, so it took me a couple of days to figure out the right personality for him. ( Read more... ) (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 13th, 2006
9:53 pm [animamea]	The Fairy King of Spain! Title: The Fairy King of Spain Author: animamea Word Count: 807 Challenge: Spam Sender OC Challenge (prompt: Tacito Giddings) Rating: PG-ish Summery: There's a new student and Draco finds out he's a fairy! Note: This is my first crack ever. I can't believe how easy it was! I didn't need to worry about grammar, Britpicking, plot, or coherency. I don't think I sparked more than three brain cells to write it! That probably explains why there's so much of it... [ETA: On the main page, my Neil icon is looking RIGHT AT THE TITLE and saying 'WTF.' Totally unintentional but deliciously appropriate] ( Read on... ) Current Mood: giggling like an idiot Current Music: Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple (12 Comments |Comment on this)