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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
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12:29 pm - [FIC] Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up Canon [R] (DH Spoilers)
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anthimaeria
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Title: Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up Canon
Author: J.K. Rowling (slashed by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) anthimaeria)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warning: Wandplay, premature spellcasting. DH spoilers.
Summary: Draco won't go without leaving Harry something to remember.
Word Count: ~1300
Disclaimer: All sentences in this fic were composed by J.K. Rowling from the seven books in the Harry Potter series, and are her intellectual property. I merely rearranged the text. No malice is intended by this posting, and no profit is sought. I believe in good faith that the following is a parody and subject to the fair use exception under applicable copyright law, but will immediately remove this post at the request of any of the authorized copyright holders. This fic will not be posted on any archives outside of LiveJournal.
Author’s Notes: Another gift fic for aldebaran1977 (coincidentally), who asked for a fic which primarily used text from Book 7. Sincere thanks to sansa1970 for audiencing and a very helpful suggestion.
Additional fics in this series: Harry Potter and the Slashed-Up Canon and
It's Been a Very Weird Night, Harry Potter.
( Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up Canon )
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12:11 pm - [FIC] What Lies Beneath [NC-17]
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| Friday, July 27th, 2007
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6:00 am
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arrmaitee
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FIC: Epilogue
AUTHOR: arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell!
FANDOM: Harry Potter
SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable
RATING: R
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…
(DH SPOILERS!)
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| Sunday, July 15th, 2007
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4:22 pm - OotP icons
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laurel_tx
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Made some new OotP icons...
Preview:
  
Click here to see the rest (WARNING: Post is PG-13 for adult humor, cursing, and slash)
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| Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
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1:25 am - The Night Before
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pica_scribit
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In the run-up to the release of DH, I've been thinking I should get off my arse and finish my own "final battle" fics.
Title: The Night Before (2/5)
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4445 (in progress)
Genre: Romance, drama, humour, angst
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Harry/Ginny (implied)
Synopsis: What a few of the characters did on the night before the final battle.
Timeline: Spring 1998
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: Chapters take place simultaneously, and are therefore unnumbered. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.
Excerpt:
He looked at the shiny square she offered him in puzzlement. "What is it?"
"It's a condom, Ron. It goes on your ... you know."
"What?" he asked suspiciously.
"Oh, for God's sake, Ronald! It goes on your penis!"
(Awkward)
Excerpt:
He usually felt strange wearing his glasses when he wore nothing else, but this time -- the first time -- he wanted to be able to see her perfectly. The way the lithe, pale shapes of her body moved beneath him. The curve of her small breasts as they filled his hands. The exquisite delicacy and detail of that beautiful, secret place between her thighs. The flush of her freckled cheeks as she gasped his name when he first entered her. The sweaty tangle of her copper-silk hair. But most of all, her eyes -- dark, excited, fearful, determined, beautiful -- locked with his own, hardly blinking, never looking away.
(Ready)
current mood:  tired
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| Sunday, February 11th, 2007
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8:47 pm - Valentines!
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laurel_tx
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Made some Valentines...
Preview:
Click here to see the rest (WARNING: All images are PG, but text is rated R)
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| Thursday, February 1st, 2007
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4:31 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! 4/4
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pica_scribit
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Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C.
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence
Word Count: 10168 (complete!)
Genre: parody, fandom mock
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine
Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way.
Timeline: September 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon.
Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.
[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]
(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)
current mood: geeky
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| Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
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9:42 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three
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pica_scribit
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Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three: Glamour
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, abusive punctuation, pairings of characters who hate one another, excessive magical ability, textbook description of a 'Sue
Word Count: 1942
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Marvola (OC), Peter, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC, James/Lily
Synopsis: Madeleine and Maggie scour the Hogwarts library looking for something that will help them in their battle against the too-perfect, thoroughly annoying new girl.
Timeline: September, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Parts One and Two can be found on my webpage. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.
(Glamour)
current mood: geeky
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2:21 am - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Two
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pica_scribit
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Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Two: Marvola
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for allusion to sex and some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, anachronism, abusive punctuation, broken dress code, nauseating descriptions, gratuitous misspelling of "Voldemort", excessive magical ability, Sorting Hat's 'Sue song
Word Count: 2531
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Louisa (OC), Marvola (OC), Hagrid, McGonagall, Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC
Synopsis: A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is.
Timeline: September 1, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Part One can be found here. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. This story is dedicated to babb_chronicles and all its giggle-inducing, inspirational badfic quotations.
(Marvola)
current mood: creative
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| Friday, January 19th, 2007
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5:57 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Prologue
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pica_scribit
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Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Prologue
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1140
Genre: Crack!Fic, Fandom Parody, Humour
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC)
Pairing(s): Maggie/Remus (crush)
Chapter Synopsis: Two young witches bond over their mutual love of author Freya Lovelace, and decide to do a little writing of their own.
Timeline: April - August 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me.
Author's Note: This is my first attempt at putting OC's in leading roles. Please be kind to my girls! I promise that the next chapter will be funnier. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.
(Perfectly Pointless Prologue)
current mood:  silly
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| Saturday, January 6th, 2007
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11:58 am
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| Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
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9:20 pm - Halloween 1974
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pica_scribit
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Title: Halloween 1974
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG
Warning: Lederhosen
Word Count: 497
Genre: Silly fluff, preslash
Characters: Sirius, Remus, James, Peter
Synopsis: Sirius gets to choose the Marauders' costumes for the Halloween party.
Timeline: Marauders' 5th Year
Disclaimer: I do not own the Marauders, since I am not JKR. I do not own the Queen of Hearts, since I am not Lewis Carroll. Little Red Riding Hood is a folk tale, and therefore public domain.
Author's Note: If someone would like to do an illustration of the boys in their costumes, I would be forever grateful! Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.
( Halloween 1974 )
current mood: creative
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| Sunday, December 31st, 2006
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2:13 pm
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| Saturday, December 30th, 2006
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1:44 pm
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arrmaitee
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FIC: SQUICK the Halls
AUTHORS: Arrmaitee and Daylyn
DISCLAIMER: We own nothing. Bloody hell!
SHIP: Harry/Everyone; Ron/Hermione
RATING: NC-17
GENRE: CRACK! SLASH!
QUOTE: "Harry knew he had to get rid of Ginny before she transformed spreading holiday cheer into a booty call."
WARNINGS: Lots of SQUICKS!
(SQUICK the Halls)
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2:24 pm
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12:53 am
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moonflower_rose
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Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART ONE!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 2300(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror for her birthday, and living over at her birthday community ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) happy_berday_sa. If you'd like to wish silentauror a Happy Birthday, please click here to leave her a message at happy_berday_sa.
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.
( Fake cut to happy_berday_sa )
cross posted
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| Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
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5:08 pm - Fic: Harry Potter and the Escaped Convict
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evil_underlord
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Title: Harry Potter and the Escaped Convict
Author: evil_underlord
Rating: G
Pairing: Hooch/McGonnagal, Harkness/Everyone
Warnings: Pre Philosopher's Stone, pretty much in canon and in character, but there's a possibility that you could call this a crack! I like to call it Parody. Some Crossover stuff as well, unfortunately
Length: <2000 words
Notes: Contains characters who don't belong to me, instead they Belong to JK Rowling, and others.
Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf: First Blood - The Prequel: Because There's always An Excuse.
There's an escaped criminal on the loose? This must be the one with all the slash in it! And even some serious stuff... hmmm. brisket_loaf
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| Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
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1:17 pm - Fic: Somewhere Over the Watchtower
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crucio_4_coffee
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Title: Somewhere Over the Watchtower
Pairing: H/D
Rating: app. 1900 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: um... fluff? No, really. And crack. But you knew that already, didn't you?
A/N: For strigoia, my fellow Cosmic French Fry, in response to her request for Harry or Draco having a run-in with Jehovah's Witnesses. Big thank-ya's to lesyeuxverts00 for the lightning beta.
Somewhere Over the Watchtower
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| Saturday, November 18th, 2006
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10:41 am - OotP icons
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laurel_tx
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Title: OotP icons
Author: Laurel_tx
Pairing: too many to name
Rating: A very strong PG-13 for slash, cursing, etc.
Summary: Icons for the new OotP images
Words: (dozens of icons)
I haven't seen people do previews of fanart here, so just see my icon for this post as an example.
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| Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
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7:00 pm
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pushdragon
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This is it. I was cutting it pretty fine with the deadline and had to just email it straight off without posting.
Thanks so much to everyone at Phoenix Rising, hphumor and tickle_me_harry for putting this challenge together and encouraging us all to put more funnies out there.
No beta risked their reputation on this. So you can blame the brain jokes and the crack!Snape all on me.
Title: It's not easy being Undead
Author: George Pushdragon/fee_absinthe
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Ron/Draco
Warnings & Disclaimer: There's blood and braaaaaaaains. I don't own the characters, don't claim to.
Summary: Here be zombies and all manner of Undead.
( There's no such thing as too much zombiefic )
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