| OT: JK Rowling Bashes 'Harry Potter Lexicon' |
[14 Apr 2008|09:39pm] |
JK Rowling Bashes 'Harry Potter Lexicon'
(posted 02/29/2008 at 08:58 AM)
As the creator of the Harry Potter books sees it, her kindness to fans might come back to haunt her
To Read More:
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0208/500120.html
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[23 Aug 2007|02:33pm] |
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Title: Mistakes Do Happen
Author: Walk_On_Walk_On
Pairing: Lupin/Tonks but refers to Sirius/Lupin
Rating: R to be safe.
Warnings: Discussion of anal sex, bestiality, gender-bending. Contains DH spoilers but hopefully you have all read it by now
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They are created and owned by JK Rowling. I just live in denial about "canon" ships.
Summary: Lupin tries to cope with life's curve balls. What happend when Tonks delivered some news to Lupin.
Thanks to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) torino10154for being my beta!
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[27 Jul 2007|03:20pm] |
FIC: Epilogue
AUTHOR: arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell!
FANDOM: Harry Potter
SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable
RATING: R
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…
(DH SPOILERS!)
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[17 Jul 2007|12:11pm] |
Title: The Department of Misused Muggle Artifacts Part Two
Author: Aoife Malfoy aoifeic
Pairing: H/D
Genre: Crack/Smut
Word Count: 3,946
Rating: NC-17 for language and graphic sex.
Beta: the wonderful emmalificent
Dedication: Bday fic for enchanted_jae
Warnings: AU. Post-HBP. Post-War. OOC. Set in the Coeur de la Mar Universe. This is the sequel to The Deparment of MMA. Please read that first so this makes sense!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JKR, only borrowing for my own amusement.
Summary: The office appliances take over the office. Uh oh!
Part One
Part Two
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| Need a laugh? |
[12 Jun 2007|11:02pm] |
Title: Sex Ed 101
Author: Aoife Malfoy aoifeic
Rating: NC-17 for sexual themes
Word Count: 2, 155
Pairing: Established H/D
Genre: Crack/Humour
Warnings: AU. No HBP Spoilers. Hogwarts Era.
Disclaimer: We've been over this, really. HP not mine, jKR's.
Dedication: Written for kit84, because she is a love and I ♥ making her laugh!
Summary: Severus Snape faces his most horrendous challenge yet: giving his godson the sex talk.
Clicky the fake cut
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| In The Shadows |
[09 Feb 2007|04:55pm] |
Title: In The Shadows
Author: lunglock
Genre: Crack/Parody/Songfic
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black.
Rating: PG
Word count: 3290
Summary: It's Dumbledore's birthday party! There is a special guest star to sing absurdly.
Warnings: This is a ridiculous fic. The song goes on A LOT longer then it would in RL. So yeah, ignore that.
( In The Shadows )
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| 2007 Wolf Moon Challenge: Full Moon, Bear Arms |
[20 Jan 2007|09:50am] |
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Greetings, all. The following is my response to wolfiekins's 2007 challenge at "Wolf Moon Slash" http://www.wolfmoonslash.com/efiction/. In honor of the January full moon, which is called the Wolf Moon, we were supposed to write a fic having to do with the full moon. My goal was to write a fic that is NOT your average full moon or werewolf fic.
( Full Moon, Bear Arms )
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| FIC: Gay Aurors, Episode 5: Enigma Rising, H/D, NC-17 |
[13 Aug 2006|02:49pm] |
[Title] Gay Aurors, Episode 5: Enigma Rising
[Author] charlotteschaos
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Rating] NC-17
[Warnings] Slash, Crack, Restraint, Dirty talk
[Disclaimer] Characters belong to JK Rowling; no profit is being made from this fic.
[Genre] Crack/Smut
[Summary] Harry discovers one of the mysterious sources of Draco's power.
[Word Count] 7602
[Notes] Thanks to cursescar for boypussy last time! This got turned around pretty quickly; sometimes they just come together like that. As always, fic is episodic with carryover story arc. Uh, the title's uh... sort of an homage. Thanks to Pureblood for making Gay Aurors a featured story this month!
[Betas] ella_bane & cursescar
( Harry does not care for crowds or bad music. )
The story starts here.
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| Soap on a Rope - crazy!slash Fic |
[13 Aug 2006|02:55am] |
Title: Soap on a Rope
Author: The Shameless Slasher (My less-than-sensible Alter-ego)
Pairing: Erm...how about, everyone with everyone? This is more or less the silly male-on-male orgyfic of the Marauder Era, and it probably shouldn't be allowed.
Rating: Adult - NC-17.
Warnings: Homoerotic scenes muchly, and it can only get worse. If you hate slash, don't read this.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters but Maximus. Alas.
Summary: Snape hates the Marauders and the Gryffindors, the Marauders and Gryffindors hate Snape. But Snape is also in a mood with the Slytherin Quidditch team, so after one game he decides to boobytrap their changing rooms with a special potion of his. It backfires of course, with some rather interesting results...
(Make your way to the Changing Rooms!)
Please comment if you like the fic - I desperately need some encouragement to continue it! ;o)
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[03 Jun 2006|09:50am] |
Title: CHOMP
Co-Authors (Pennames from ff.net): The Great KillerChicken, thelastcornerstone, WolfbanesHybrid, The Big Duck
Pairing: OC/Harry Potter, OC/Draco Malfoy, OC/Anyone you can imagine
Genre: Parody
Rating: T, subject to change
Warnings: A Mary-Sue that's out of proportion.
Disclaimer: Nope, we don't own the Harry Potter characters!
Summary: When a girl named Mary enrolls at Hogwarts, EVERYTHING goes crazy! From lovely lady lumps to humps, we hope this story will have you rolling in laughter! (Or just going 'what?!')
Notes: Updated every Wednesday
Link: CHOMP
( Promotional Avatar )
Title: Doomsdaydoor
Artist: wolfbaneshybrid
Characters: Dumbledore
Rating: M
Warnings: Lots of weapons... and Dumbledore with a six-pack.
Notes: We were serious about the six-pack thing.
( Dumbledore Picture on Crack for Your Enjoyment! )
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| ART: Gandalf and Dumbledore |
[07 Mar 2006|01:37pm] |
Artist: tiredofwired
Title: Gandalf and Dumbledore
Pairing: Gandalf the White and Dumbledore
Rating: G
Warnings: Slash like woah, crossover
Notes: for the wonderfully twisted suburbaknght
LJ-CUT: ( Gandalf and Dumbledore )
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| Two Stories |
[13 Jan 2006|05:39pm] |
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I did some fic requests for Christmas, and here are some of them. I might put up a non-Christmas-y one later. Maybe.
These were written for the wonderful rosacurry. Yes, I know it's quite a bit after Christmas, but holiday fics never get old to me. ^_^
Title: Sick on Christmas Eve
Author: boggartmoonhead *waves*
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings Slash. Unbeta'd. I had just taken my crazy, yet legal meds when I wrote this. Here's the result.
Summary: "Who gets sick on Christmas Eve?"
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, etc, and I do not make any money off these fics. I am but lowly fanfic writer. Love me?
( Who gets sick on Christmas Eve? )
And a short, little, almost drabble.
Title: Sweet
Author: boggartmoonhead
Rating: R-ish
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: ~50
Warnings: Slash, sex, short, crazy-legal meds
Summary: A snowing, winter night at their flat.
Notes: I like this one much better than the other.
Disclaimer: JKR and whoever she sells to owns the HP characters and all. They make all the money. Sadly. On both counts. Oh, if only I could have the HP characters... *day dreams*
( Sweet )
I hope you all enjoy these as well!
X-posted a couple of times...^^;
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[04 Dec 2005|10:11pm] |
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Title: Undead Can Dance
Author: 22by7
Pairing: Bellatrix/Voldemort...
Rating: C for crack
Warnings: see above?
Disclaimer: nuh uh, not mine
Summary: or notes: inspired partly by Ralphemort in the GOF movie and partly by gawth romance fiction
and the ficlet!
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| Vampire Challenge! |
[02 Nov 2005|03:50am] |
Vampire Challenge!
While we don't see loads of vampires in the series, HBP did give us a peek at Sanguini! Not that you must restrict yourself to him or any of the HP vampires, because this is crack, y0! Give us your best crackpire fic!
Deadline: November 30
Accepted: Fic, drabble, art or phone posts.
Pairings: Any and all
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[28 Sep 2005|03:50pm] |
Title: Day at The Picture Show
Artist: Kiden
Characters: Harry, Draco, Ginny, Snape, Pansy, Millicent, Nott, Blaise
Rating: Gen (or PG-13?)
Warnings: Crossdressing boys, skanky girls, and speedos.
Notes: Okay, this is my first post here. If it's not, you know, crack enough - I'll be more than happy to delete. But, it's what I imagine Harry Potter would be like if it were, you know, not Harry Potter and instead The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
voila.
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| SHORT: Draco's Mom Has Got It Goin' On, Boys/Mums (implied), R |
[12 Sep 2005|04:17pm] |
[Title] Draco's Mom Has Got It Goin' On
[Author] </a></b></a>charlotteschaos
[Pairing] Boys/Mums (implied- no incest!)
[Rating] R
[Warnings] CRACK, A LOT OF IT, BREATHE DEEP THE SMOKE, BABY.
[Disclaimer] Characters belong to JK Rowling.
[Genre] Crack/Humor
[Summary] The Hogwarts chapter of the MILF (Moms I'd Like to Fuck) implodes before it is even formally started.
[Notes] This is so totally dramaphile's fault. To a lesser extent, I also blame traitorousrat for putting that song lyric in my head many moons ago.
[Word Count] 573
[Beta] none, so let me know where I cocked up, plzkthnx
It all started when Draco Malfoy was summarily booted from Slytherin House (for his own safety) for shagging Blaise Zabini's mum. While high-fives were much more prevalent in the Common Room than anger, Snape had wanted to tap that, so Draco found himself with a sleeping bag on the floor of the Great Hall.
( MILFs )
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| Challenge for September! |
[08 Sep 2005|01:02am] |
Hello, Loves!
I understand that everyone is currently preoccupied with the coping and otherwise getting their Fall on. And I'm down with that. I feel you. But for the few-proud-special members of this crazy community who have some free minutes and need something to do, I'd like to suggest a new challenge. I am really bad at this, aren't I? Oh, well. My suggestion: Teeth!
See, I was flossing the other day and it occured to me just how weird it is that we have carefully cultivated bits of bone jutting out of our mouths. And some people find different shapes (and shades) of teeth more attractive than others. Is this the equivalent of: 'do you find my left femur sexy today? Or is it looking a bit bloated?' What do you think?
I'm not The Great Community God here. I'm just a plebeian with a knack for mutilating canon. But if my suggestion fills your head with visions of Snape's obsessive love for moldy teeth, grape soda, and knitting things with his own pubic hair... knock yourself out!
The Unicorn Challenge went beautifully. I was impressed and taken aback with the dedication and creativity that oozed forth from you delicious people. I was tempted to lick my screen.
So you can imagine how excited I am.
There's a bit of a puddle on the floor if you don't believe me.
Kisses to all and I hope to see some giggle-snort-worthy Teeth Appreciation.
Once all of my ideas stop rhyming, I'll be posting mine.
Love,
Charlie
Note: Char has now deified me! So, my feeble suggestion is now the new challenge for this month. All bets are off after 30 Sept, of course.
Lemme repeat myself because html makes me all giggly.
September = TEETH!
*giggle-snort* This is the best day ever.
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| Charming Unicorns |
[26 Aug 2005|11:41pm] |
Title: Charming Unicorns
Author: Tully
Characters: Hagrid, Colin Creevey and a young Unicorn.
Rating: PG for… well, you’ll see. If I told you it would spoil it.
Notes: This is not Slash. Yeachg. The very thought makes my skin crawl. Not slash in general, mind, just slash with Hagrid, who, for the sake of my sanity, is Ken-Doll-esque. Post HBP. Some spoilerish bits.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the forest or the unicorns or anything else really. In fact I already put them back after playing with them. She'll never know.
Word Count: 2953
Challenge: Unicorn Crack Fic, though it’s the uncrackiest thing here.
Much love to Charlottesometimes who read through this and saved my bacon by pointing out some very silly mistakes, and double-checked my accent.
( Charming Unicorns )
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Dedicated to Potion, who could not only lead a unicorn to water, but also get it to drink.
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