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The Ginny Project

[Nov. 8th, 2008|07:23 pm]

Title: The Ginny Project
Pairing/Characters: Ginny and Remus as the two main ones. (Do note that this is anti-Ginny stuff; in fact, every single character in this fic is more like a rough caricature of the way I see them in canon – this done for the lulz – than what they’re actually like in the books. I wouldn’t go as far as saying it’s OOC, but just, say, rough around the edges.) There is some Remus/Sirius.
Rating: NC-17 for violence (but it's all for good fun), swearing and sex (but only when I mock things)
Word Count: 25,800 words in 13 chapters
Summary: Ginny seeks revenge. Umbridge has a debt to pay. Remus has had enough of heterosexuality. All was not, in short, well.

( Fake cut to my journal. )

Enjoy! :)

Crack!

[Aug. 9th, 2006|12:13 am]

Title: All You Need Is Love (Or a Summer Makeover)
Author:

quite_grey
Rating: G
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Draco/Hermione (in theory)
Length: One-shot (558 words)
Genre: Crack/Satire
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.
Notes: This is what happens when I spend too much time reading ridiculously bad Makeover!Hermione/Draco fics. Fun with cliches! ;)
Author's website: Grey's Fic Index

Back that crack up!

[Jul. 6th, 2006|04:29 pm]

Title: The Discreet Art of Persuasion
Author:

quite_grey
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Hermione
Length: One-shot (636 words)
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione takes a situation in hand.
Notes: Thanks to my beta,

shellydkitty. Any errors that are left are all mine.
Author's website: Grey's Fic Index
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

X-posted around the block.

[Jun. 27th, 2006|01:11 pm]

OK, this one is just because I am an attention whore.
Reviews are love baby! =>

Title: A night to remember.
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Draco gives Harry a night he'll NEVER forget.
Warnings: Lollipops can be dangerous/crossdressing
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 868

Disclaimer : All characters in this story are the property of JK Rowling .

( A night to remember )

[Jun. 27th, 2006|01:09 pm]

Hi,
Im new here so i thought I would post one of my fics as a get to know you guesture.
I hope you all enjoy it.

Title: Taking Hogwarts
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Lord Voldermorts cunningly evil plan to take over Hogwarts has a few flaws in it, namely, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.
Warnings:humor / snark
Pairing(s): Lucius/Voldie/Snape
Rating: PG-ish
Wordcount: 925

Disclaimer: all characters are the property of JK Rowling.

( Taking Hogwarts )

Story (well, the first chapter of one anyway)

[Mar. 5th, 2006|07:53 pm]

Title: Tart Noir Around and About Vertick Alley
Rating: PG-13
Warning: language, mild sexual content
Pairings: Lavender/Zacharias, Draco/Ron, Susan/Blaise, Zacharias/Ginny ...
Summary: Lavender Brown is part of the investigation into the murders of the children of Death Eaters and is madly in love with her flatmate and best friend, Zacharias Smith. Ron Weasley is babysitting Draco Malfoy and sick of being gay in a terribly straight Wizarding World. Susan Bones doesn't get patronuses and is not having a relationship with Blaise Zabini. Zacharias Smith is sick of his job and thinks he might ask Ginny Weasley to move in with him. Mr Darcy, the flatmate's cat, thinks they're all bloody ridiculous. Four twenty-one year olds suffering with work, love and life.
Link: here!

Gratuitous CSI references, lots of swearing and UST, crime, romance - enjoy!
If you're interested in reading more of my writing, friend my writing journal

glisteninggold. Harry Potter and the occasional CSI fic.

Thanks,
Aimee

[Jan. 24th, 2006|08:53 pm]

Title Something Shiny
Pairing/Characters Ron, Ginny, Hermione
Rating PG
Word Count
A/N: For

manraviel who requested Ron, crack a while back :D
Summary

“It could be one of those muggle toys- the one’s they give to toddlers to choke them.”

Ron is muchly bemused by something shiny.

( “It can’t be that complicated; after all if it was muggles wouldn’t be able to work it.” )

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Crack drabbles - Dead Harry series

[Jan. 18th, 2006|09:42 pm]

[

mood

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mischievous

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Links to my l-j, because I'm fairly sure, (but not positive) that I haven't posted these here:

Title: The boy who... er, well - it’s like this...
Character: Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 86 (counting title)
Summary: Harry dies.
Warning: Character... death?
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be crackfic

Title: The Late Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Hermione, mentions of others.
Rating: G
Word Count: 132
Summary: Hermione refuses to believe Harry's dead.
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be more crackfic

Titles: Sisters in Misfortune, Sisters in Water Vapour.
Characters: Harry, Myrtle
Rating: G
Word Count: 81, 77
Summary: Harry is dead. And sulking. Myrtle is also dead and sulking, but you already knew that.
Warnings: Character... deadness? Extreme shortness of drabble. DO NOT DRINK AND READ.
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be even more crackfic

[Jan. 2nd, 2006|12:31 pm]

Title A Helping Hand
Pairing/Characters Ron/Snape
Rating R (not so subtle innuendo)
Word Count 175
Summary Snape offers to help Ron with a ... problem.

( The billowing power. )

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[Dec. 1st, 2005|07:53 pm]

[	mood	\|	bored	]
[	music	\|	Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody	]

Don't worry, I'm not dead!! I've just had a mental few weeks. Exams, trip to South Africa, coursework and other such exciting things.

But here is the first part of the second half of 'of peppers and tiramisu'!

( In which we see Ginny study, muse about Draco and attempt to plan her cooking project )

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[Nov. 22nd, 2005|02:19 am]

[	mood	\|	crazy	]
[	music	\|	Thriller - Michael Jackson	]

*waves* Hallo, my name's Fred, and I write crack ~~all the time~~ occasionally.

I'm ah, glad I've finally found a place where I won't have to apologise for this. But I'll do it anyway, because: damn.

I am terribly, terribly sorry for this.

Title: Why Harry Potter is Sensitive about Tooth-Brushing

Pairing/Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Fred and George. No pairings other than a brief mention of Ron/Hermione and Sirius/Remus.

Rating: PG-13ish?

Word Count: 3,238

Summary: Involves pie, tooth brushes, an evil drag queen panda named Twiddles, a frightening display of musical talent (with a song from the movie Chicago), and, well, crack in large quantities.

( Harry raised the toothbrush to his mouth, prepared to stroke his teeth and gums gently with it, so as not to cause bleeding, when suddenly, he began twitching madly )

Told you I was sorry.

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[Oct. 24th, 2005|02:02 pm]

insipid_paragon

[	mood	\|	nervous	]
[	music	\|	Foreigner "Hot Blooded"	]

Title: The Day Lord Voldemort Did the Fans a Favor
Pairing/Characters: No pairing. Harry and Lord Voldemort.
Rating: Um. PG-13? R? Basically assisted suicide, so...
Word Count: 1,697
Summary: So, I was thinking. About how much easier the shipping world would be if we could just eliminate that pesky problem of some evil overlord kind of looming over potential romantic interludes, and before I could get myself under control, this happened. And I'm a little appalled that I'm even posting it (my first fic!) but, well, it's pretty damn crack-addled, so I'm pretty confident there's no better home for it than here. And, um, it's kind of...dark, for a crack fic. And I just really apologize for this. Oh man, do I apologize.

( One sunny June afternoon )

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Fic: Imitating Life

[Oct. 3rd, 2005|07:26 pm]

Title: Imitating Life
Pairing: Hermione/fanon!Blaise
Rating: PG
Word Count: about 2,250
Summary: In which Hermione is tortured with 80s movie references, Seamus and Lavender argue over James Spader, and no one remembers the end of One Crazy Summer. Non-magic AU.
A/N: I am completely insane. This proves it. The style, the rapid back and forth, is a product of reading too many Sports Night fanfics. I apologize for the utter unredeemability of this piece. Seriously. Also, it really helps to know your 80s references in reading this.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve just evolved from Sixteen Candles to Pretty in Pink.”

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[Sep. 26th, 2005|08:34 pm]

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mood

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happy

]

Written for skoosie's summer challenge

This won me first prize *blush* voted for by the people :)

Title In an Effort to Maintain a Steady Supply of Pie...
Pairing/Characters Ron/Snape
Rating PG-13
Word Count 1,896
Summary

"So, you're a spy 'eh?" Ron asked shrewdly, looking up at Snape through his lowered lashes.

"Yes, Weasley," Snape replied with a thorough roll of the eyes. "In fact I'm spying on you right now.

( Ron Weasley was absolutely sure that Severus Snape was a spy. Or a double spy. Or a spy that spied on the Order for You-Know-Who by pretending to be a spy. )

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Skoosie's Summer Challenge Poll!

[Sep. 19th, 2005|08:52 am]

The Summer Challenge Poll is now up here. Go vote for your favorite! *dances*

[Sep. 2nd, 2005|08:36 pm]

[

mood

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silly

]

A couple of post-HBP mini crack-fics I've written. The first will be understandable to anyone who's read HBP, the second is actually a random cross-over reference that refused to go away - to a TV series that I doubt many of you have seen. It's called Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps and is shown on the BBC... Both fake lj-cuts lead to my journals (main and fic-journal)

( Godric's Hollow )

( Two Pints of Butterbeer and a Packet of Every-Flavour Beans )

[Sep. 2nd, 2005|02:28 pm]

In a world gone crazy, I've come up with something that makes me smile. Yes, I've tapped into the on-going crackfic journal vibe.

The Maiden Voyage of the SS Firebolt

Found at

ss_firebolt. Cast Listing. Log #1.

This is the test voyage of the SS Firebolt, the latest form of vacationing - a submarine cruise ship! Staffed with the best people possible for the job. And the guests include friends and family of the staff, important business men, and possibly a celebrity or two!

It's going to be an interesting ride.

A PG-13ish Alternate Universe (AU) fanfic. A HP/NSync Crossover Crackfic.

Feel free to pimp. I'm lucky to get three readers anyway, but if they are three happy readers, it's worth it. (And, yes. I'm counting myself in that three.)

Rabbit Hole - 10/10 - PG

[Sep. 2nd, 2005|07:12 pm]

Title: Rabbit Hole (10/10)
Author: silvernatasha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a good witch called Hermione. This is what happens when she falls down a rabbit hole.

( When Hermione finally opened her eyes, Prince Charlie’s arms were still wrapped around her. )

One - Two - Three - Four - Five
Six - Seven - Eight - Nine - Ten

Rabbit Hole - 9/10 - PG

[Sep. 1st, 2005|06:09 pm]

Title: Rabbit Hole (9/10)
Author: silvernatasha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a good witch called Hermione. This is what happens when she falls down a rabbit hole.

( Nearly there, read the next signpost that they passed. )

One - Two - Three - Four - Five
Six - Seven - Eight - Nine - Ten

Rabbit Hole - 8/10 - PG

[Aug. 31st, 2005|07:58 pm]

Title: Rabbit Hole (8/10)
Author: silvernatasha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a good witch called Hermione. This is what happens when she falls down a rabbit hole.

( There were buckets of water hanging from the trees as Hermione, Prince Charlie, Harry ‘prepare to die’ Potter and Hagrid made their way along the yellow brick road. )

One - Two - Three - Four - Five
Six - Seven - Eight - Nine - Ten

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